Sometimes…the things I see on Facebook really just make me sad for humanity.

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When you have a really good comeback and walk away before the other person can say anything

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take that, bitch.

Meeting a celebrity
Me:
Celebrity:
Me: Hi
Me:
Me:
Me: Sign my body.
Celebrity:
Celebrity: Uh...
Me:
Me:
Me: With your body.

I hadn’t had the chance to upload this, but my roommate asked Harry for a hug at the Dare to Dream signing in Skokie, Illinois on June 2nd, and he said “Sure, get up here,” but security jumped between them and prevented it from happening, yelling “This is a SIGNING.

My roommate looked so upset, and Harry kept apologizing, then said “Let me kiss your hand.”

You can see security trying to break that up as well (the hand).

This is the picture I got from my point of view before security yelled at me to put my phone away.

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why does my phone put the word boobie in all caps? never mind why I typed it in the first place…that’s not important.

Do you see this lollipop?

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THIS, my dear friends, is no ordinary lollipop.

THIS, my dear friends, is the majesty and queen of all lollipops.

It is a BLUE MOTHERFUCKING RASPBERRY DUM-DUM.

This shit was my childhood snack, motherfuckers.